Nice one Stephen!
Shoot, just saw a really nice list of themes that were SEOd. Can't find it now.
I run across good theme sites all the time. Need to do a beter job of bookmarking.
Nevermind I found it.
Some really nice ones!
designs12901, #5 looks like what you described.
Esthetically, I really like #21 - "I feel dirty"
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