Man you guys are killing me. Just spewed coffee all over my monitor. 
I have found the key to getting Mike over here to post a lot. All I needed was some fun sassy women who either like to get spanked or are willing to scratch butt and Mikes LIVIN at my forum!
(I like both too Mike but I'm the Admin so need to maintain a sense of decency.)
You guys are too much fun! I'll live vicariously through you!