This is about as strange of a story that you will ever see. It is about a woman who actually sat on a toilet for 2 years and had to be surgically removed from the seat.
Here are a couple of articles with the complete details.
Woman stuck on toilet for two years - 14 Mar 2008 - Feature: Strange but true
Boyfriend could face charges for partner's 2-year toilet ordeal - Scotsman.com News