I found my name used in a story online. Which is peculiar as I have what should have been a unique name! And there I was, in an online story, beating a dog. So I am a dog-beater. Great!
On top of that, if you didn't actually read a bit carefully and a few lines, it at first seems like a porn story! Damnations. I just hope a boss never googles me!
And on that note, I am starting to leave traces of past jobs around the Internet .... it might be a good idea for me to google myself before I "adjust" my resume and send it out! The Internet might disagree with where I say I've been working.