Why Men Die First

[bkind]

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know.

It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet ... its male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.

If you don't ... you're an insensitive *******.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.

If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.

If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.

If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.

If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.

If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.

If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.

If you don't ... there must be someone else.

So Why do men die first?

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Because they want to.

[Linda Buquet]

Too funny and so true. You poor guys have it so rough!

[heather75]

Thats great bkind. So true it's hillarious!

[Zila1]

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.

If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.


it's really true. The funniest things hide in reality

[ioio]

that was so funny

[Dane Grey]

Are we bitter? Very true and funny.

[victory08]

Originally Posted by bkind

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know.

If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

sometimes it's a real true!!!!

[324Melissa]

LOL hate to admit it, but its so true. thanks for the laugh

[whiskymac]

To be honest m8 I have no problem with the lassies , and here's why,
In the morning when I wake up I tell my lass how great she is and how much I love her. Then I go downstairs make fire up bring in the logs and make the breakfast gets me in the goodbooks right away.
As the day goes on I try and keep oot o trouble but that not so easy for whiskymac as you may have noticed but I never get into any trouble with my lass and here's what I do,






whatever Mrs mac tells me to !!!
ps, one day I'll rebel-yeh right.

[yollyp]

Good humor with matching "truthfulness" in between.