WARNING - This post is rated PG or maybe R.
Who Else Wants To Be A Successful, Sought After, Internet Marketing Pimp? We all love those "Get Rich Quick" ebook sites with the LONG sales copy - right? Well here's 3 parody sites that make fun of some of the top "Internet marketing gurus". This single 5 Star Funnies post has enough content to keep you laughing for days if you dig in deep and check out all the links!
From the creator of "Traffic Secrets" comes the anticipated John Reese "Pimping Secrets" http://pimpingsecrets.com - Everything you need to know about raking in massive profits as a testing and tracking, internet marketing peeimp! "Dear Frustrated Pimp, When I started I had no idea how to start a successful pimping business. My hoes (affiliates) were not turning enough tricks and never tested their tactics for the best repeat customers or upsells."
Next visit the BIGGEST MARKETING SEMINAR -
http://thebiggestseminar.com/ This is the Astro Dome Marketing Marathon! (with optional Monster Truck Smackdown tickets ½ price!) Make Money Just By Attending! They are giving away $20,000 dollars to the first 1500 people who respond and make their reservation!
The keynote speaker is: Marty Feldmansterinstein: Known for his ability to smell a niche over two miles away, Marty will wow the 65,000 strong crowd by researching a new niche market, creating a $100,000 product, and building a 1.3 million subscriber list in just under an hour!
(Check out this testimonial) “The Biggest Seminar in the Hoosier Dome was the most eye-opening experience I think I have ever had. I now make $400 every time I take a pee. My web site does all the work, I just sit around playing Playstation!”
You really have to read the copy it's a hoot! And don't miss the myriad of benefits for attending including: Over 59,000 hours of everything from Armand Morin’s “Drunken Marketing Lessons at a Poughkeepsie Highway Rest Stop” PLUS to Paul Myers’ 47 hour teleseminar on what to do with spammers! PLUS Joe Vitale’s never before released “Hypnotic Dating: How to attract the ladies even if you smell like onions!”
Last but not least: Internet Marketing ****head Secrets - http://www.internetmarketing****head.com/. "Who Else Wants to Be a Complete *******, Have No Friends & Make Absolutely No Money Online? "Take Just 5 Minutes to Read This Letter and Find Out How You Can Join The Thousands of Internet Marketing ****heads Ruling the Internet Today... Hi, my name is Evan Martin and over the years, I have perfected the technique of being an Internet Marketing ****head. I have been so successful at it that, until now, I didn't want to divulge any of my secrets to the public."
Be sure to read all the Internet Marketing ****head Secrets. After you take the quiz - if you said yes to at least 7 questions, be sure you click the JOIN link to start applying this system to your life!
I discovered these gems from a post made by the infamous Willie Crawford at the Warrior Forum.
Look at all the viral traffic these sites are getting. I wanna make a parody site! Who in the affiliate marketing industry should I make fun of???
Which parts do you think are the funniest or is this stuff a little too RAW for this forum???
Affiliate Pimping Secrets - This is FUNNY!
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