Another bad joke
Lady walks into a pet store and sees a parrot 1/2 price.
She asks the clerk why and he tells her that it was in a whore house until recently and has a way with words.
She thought about it and decided to get the parrot anyway.
When she brought it to the counter and payed for it, the parrot said "New Madam, New Madam."
Both her and the clerk laughed and she headed for home.
When she pulled up to the driveway the parrot said " New Madam, New House"
She was getting a kick out of it and decided to put it inside by the front door so that everyone could see it when they came home.
When her 2 daughters came home from school that day the parrot said "New Madam, New House, New Girls."
After the mom explained everything they all laughed and waited for the dad to get home.
When he did he saw his wife and daughters standing by the cage. He looked and the parrot and the parot looked at him and said...
"New Madam, New House, New girls, Hi Bob....."
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