Impatient cow

[lingstar]

It's not a marketing-related joke, but I did build a marketing site after experiencing it!

Everyone remember the flu vaccine shortages in 2004? I had to wait online from 4am in the morning until 8:10am or so to secure a spot for my parents; the temperature was below freezing and my oh my, it was quite an adventure. I even built a niche site from it.

Anywhos, it helps if you're currently freezing, but the following joke is absolutely hilarious if you're close to losing consciousness due to frostbite.

Here's how it goes:

You say, Knock knock.

Wait for the person to say, who's there?

You respond, impatient cow.

When the person says, impatient....(and right before the person says, "cow who?") you jump in and say "MOOO!". Get it? An impatient cow? Let me tell you, after you've been freezing for half an hour, people will find this joke incredibly funny. Really.

Enjoy,

Barbara

[Larwee]

It is about 100 degrees outside now. I think I will take a look at this one on a very cold day this coming winter after I've been outside for a long time. I might get it then.

[Linda Buquet]

I must be too hot too. I didn't get it either.

[lingstar]

Morning,

In knock-knock jokes, normally the instigator waits for the second person to say,

(whatever) who?

ie,

Knock knock, who's there?

Ammonia.

Ammonia who?

Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.

or,

Knock knock, who's there?

Who's there?

Tank!

Tank who?

You're welcome!

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In the above cases, it's courtesy (and part of the joke) to wait for the second person to say, blah blah who?

Unless you're impatient (and hence can't wait), a cow, and can only "moooo."


So! It's

First person: Knock knock

SEcond person: Who's there?

First person who's really a cow in disguise: Impatient cow

Second person: Impatient...

First person who's really a cow in disguise: MOOOOO!

See?

I guess you had to be there. :-)

Best wishes,

Barbara

[Will]

That's hilarious. Unfortunately I needed it explained too before understanding it though.

[Julia]

Originally Posted by lingstar

It's not a marketing-related joke, but I did build a marketing site after experiencing it!

Everyone remember the flu vaccine shortages in 2004? I had to wait online from 4am in the morning until 8:10am or so to secure a spot for my parents; the temperature was below freezing and my oh my, it was quite an adventure. I even built a niche site from it.

Anywhos, it helps if you're currently freezing, but the following joke is absolutely hilarious if you're close to losing consciousness due to frostbite.

Here's how it goes:

You say, Knock knock.

Wait for the person to say, who's there?

You respond, impatient cow.

When the person says, impatient....(and right before the person says, "cow who?") you jump in and say "MOOO!". Get it? An impatient cow? Let me tell you, after you've been freezing for half an hour, people will find this joke incredibly funny. Really.

Enjoy,

Barbara

Hey Barbara,

Thanks for posting the impatient cow joke, i've heard it before and each time it makes me chuckle.

I'll add my own bad joke:

-What time do you go to the dentist?
-"Tooth-hurty" (two-thirty)