Ha ha, funny stuff.
Here are a few more: (Non pirate.)
You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
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