Top 10 Pirate Pick Up Lines

[SarahJane]

So granted, it's not marketing related - but I thought you all might get a kick out of this list:

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pirate pickup line is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

[Linda Buquet]

Ha Ha. Good one! Gave me a good chuckle for a Monday morning!

Thanks Sarah Jane!

[jonlevine]

11. Surrender the Booty!

[Teli]

ROFL - that gave me a good chuckle for a Wednesday morning

[jonlevine]

Originally Posted by Teli

ROFL - that gave me a good chuckle for a Wednesday morning

Glad I can be of service!

[Teli]

You know...I just saw that you're in Ft. Lauderdale Jon...I'm in Davie

My goodness, I didn't realize there were any local affiliates.

~ Teli

[reina]

That was pretty funny. I a going to have to tell my friends.

[Linda Buquet]

Oy maties, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Thanks to SarahJane we are #2 in Google for "top ten pirate pick up lines"

Also just found these gems: The Top 15 Pirate Pick-Up Lines

15. "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

14. "You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!"

13. "Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?"

12. "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."

11. "See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."

10. "WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!"

9. "Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."

8. "Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"

7. "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"

6. "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

5. "So you're the new cabin boy, eh?"

4. "Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?" (software pirates only)

3. "Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"

2. "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"

and the Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line...

1. "Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"

[Captain Tycoon]

I know this is a quite old topic, but LOL! I am now using one of them on my MSN personalized message. They are great! I had to bookmark this

[never]

Wow! Thanks a lot I think, I'll also use it!! That's really very funny!!!!!!!!!1