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Old 09-26-2006, 08:53 AM
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Talking Rich Jerk Gets A Smackdown by 63 Year Old Woman

Okay, I think this hilarious myself. I could have posted this under SEO topics, but at this point it's gone into the That's Too Funny category.

You guys know who the Rich Jerk is right? Well, maybe not who he is, but you know of him. In fact, Linda blogged about him not too long ago ...



http://affiliate-blogs.5staraffiliat.../rich-jerk-cj/

{Linda, you bad girl ... lol ... are you borrowing a little bandwidth from the Rich Jerk?! Well, if it's good enough for you to borrow ... hehehe.}

If you've been following the presentations put out recently by Andy Jenkins and Brad Fallon (two SEO experts with good basic SEO tips for everyone), then you're in the know about the things they've been teaching. If you haven't been following, then here's a link to get started ... http://www.stomperblog.com.

At any rate, Brady and Andy have released a few videos teaching some basic SEO, and I guess the Rich Jerk is taking all the credit for their SEO knowledge. And, apparently Rich Jerk is taking credit for Sydney Johnston's SEO rankings as well.

Sydney is the 63 year old woman who signed on with Brady and Andy with regard to her eBay business. I guess when she got wind of the Rich Jerk's comments ... she made her own video.

I think it's pretty funny ... gotta love a good cat fight amoungst the SEOers.

Here's the link to Sydney's video: http://www.convertlinks.com/smackdown.html

This thing is just heating up! Enjoy!!!
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:56 AM
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Thanks Bobbie. I can't wait to watch after I get caught up.

BTW could you either change your name or teach me to type?
Every single time I type your name it comes out Boobie.
I think Google has me trained to always type a second O.
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Old 09-26-2006, 11:14 AM
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Every single time I type your name it comes out Boobie.
I think Google has me trained to always type a second O.
lol funny to hear that from you Linda
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Old 09-26-2006, 11:46 AM
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Thanks Bobbie. I can't wait to watch after I get caught up.

BTW could you either change your name or teach me to type?
Every single time I type your name it comes out Boobie.
I think Google has me trained to always type a second O.
I just sprayed the monitor with tea! LMAO
You know, somethings in life are just plain funny and that particular typo has surfaced before ... so, I won't hold it against you. What do you suppose Freud would say about it? LOL G"oo"gle is evil ... hahaha!

Booby ...
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Old 09-26-2006, 01:35 PM
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I thought everyone knew who the jerk was? Even a neophyte such as myself knows
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Old 09-26-2006, 01:53 PM
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I would love to see that woman on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, except it would probably give the so-called "Rich Jerk" more attention than he deserves. However, it would really be interesting to know more about him as far as the real person behind that name that is used.
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Old 09-28-2006, 10:53 AM
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Cool This is so true

Okay, here's a wee update on the smackdown, but it's funny in an ironic-that's-so-true sorta way.

You know how you can have intentions that you think are going to go a ceratin way and then, you act on those intentions ... and of course Murphy's Law steps in to teach you a lesson.

Well, these guys decided to put a slowdown on their project because of all the SEO brawling going on. And you know, that's probably a wise thing to do until dust settles enough to see where you're going.

But where the Murphy's Law entered was when they said they were a little freaked out by all the wild behavior and press the situation got. It wasn't in keeping with their business goals ... so they opted for a slowdown.

What they got was quite the opposite:

According to Andy Jenkins...

Yesterday's email totally BACKFIRED!

Since I sent my "Please, use REASON and LOGIC' email yesterday,
23,961 MORE people have watched the Going Natural Videos brining
the grand total to 332,182. That's 3 times our normal average of
daily views.

And to top it all off, 4,099 new people joined our waiting list
yesterday.

So... Note To Self: Abandon Logic and Reason
I guess a few 5 Star-ers had a peek at all the hoopla, eh?!! So, what we learned from this is that sometimes all the hoppla can actually bring more attention ... it's what you do with it that counts ... yes?!!
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Old 11-27-2006, 01:24 PM
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That's some classic owning.. Hahaha
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Old 11-30-2006, 07:33 AM
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I think that no matter what you do, someone is always going to hate on you when you get really successful because people are jealous and want to break you down. But, taking credit for some elses work? ... That's wrong though I am sure many of us were guilty of it at sometime. however, I am not a fan of misleading people. I tell them what they will get when they get my services, and they take it or leave it. The decision is ultimately their's to decide. I don't feel the need to hype things up. I tell them what it is.
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