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Old 09-29-2006, 05:14 PM
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Default Heaven and Hell

One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director
was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once
had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really
sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to,"
replied St. Peter, "but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven,"
said the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in
an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she
found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf
course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her
were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and
they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up
and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They
played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club
where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the
Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a
great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time
that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand
and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went
up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peter
waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next
24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She
had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.
Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent
a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said. The woman
paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say
this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a
better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and
again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends
were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in
sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you,
today you're staff..."
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Old 09-30-2006, 10:28 AM
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OMG how funny. She got her payback, huh!

Good one Praveen!
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Old 11-19-2006, 04:43 AM
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Default Forsaking God

Many think that living the godly life is boring and would rather live the life in the worldly fashion. They feel the godly life is too restrictive and boring.

Many of my friends--peers my age--call me grandma because I refuse to participate in some of their foolish activities. I've also been made fun of because I'd rather spend time worshiping than being in the club. But this story, and my life course, goes to show you that the godly life is better.

I liken it to wearing a seat belt. Yes, the belt is restrictive: however, it keeps you from flying out the windshield. And to compare, my friends/peers, while living the wild lifestyle partying, dating, having ***, and doing foolish things have so much more strife, drama and even deadly problems in their lives while I'm living peacefully still a virgin. The funny thing is, after taunting me and shooting me down, I'm the one they run to when their ship rocks and their anchor falls. So, it goes to show you that God is the best option. That story proves it also. The devil makes things seem beautiful on the outset: however, they are really bad--even deadly. I will be sharing this with other people. Great one!
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Old 11-27-2006, 01:23 PM
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Hilarious stuff there, guys! :-D
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Old 03-20-2007, 03:49 AM
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hahaha that was a good one!
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Reminds me of just about every food commercial, or advertisement, or Ford vehicle.

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LOL That was really funny!..
The devil did a good strategy there..hehehe
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you,
today you're staff..."
nice one, ahaha
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