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Old 06-19-2007, 02:31 PM
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Default What being a couple is really all about...

This isn't marketing related but it is an extremely touching story. Guaranteed to bring a tear to the eye.

This is what being a couple is really all about...

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old
man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet
to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered...

"THE TEETH."

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Old 06-19-2007, 03:47 PM
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Oh NOOOOO! I thought it was going to be touching.

That was gross!
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:26 AM
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Yuck Ness, that was pretty gross.
And if the husband had been a gentleman, he would have let his wife have the teeth first
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Old 06-20-2007, 02:28 PM
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oh my. I really read that from beginning till end. I know there's a catch on the story! haha..
That absolutely gross... people around may just donated money for her to have teeth..hehe
That's really funny! Thanks!
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Hahaha, oh man, that joke make my day, thanks alot.
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Old 08-13-2009, 08:05 PM
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Haha - good one! I too was waiting for awwwww, and we got ewwwww!
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I feel I was set up, I was hoping for a heart warming story and then POW!!! ppuuuukkkkeee lol
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