different types of marketing

[andrew_hall9]

After reading a hell lot of books you can understand different types of marketing, or you can read this(however I am not the original writer}.....

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You go up to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?"
That's Direct Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You give your friend a buck. She goes up and says "Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?"
That's Advertising.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You somehow get her mobile number. You call and chat her up a while and then say "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's Tele-Marketing.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's Customer Relationship Management.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You stand straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr. Gentleman and then you move up to the girl and say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's Hard Selling.

[AffiliateGuild]

Very well done Andrew.
You're right, it explains it perfectly.
Thanks for sharing!

[Linda Buquet]

You walk up to a girl at a party and say
"see my friend over there, he's great in bed."

Your friend gets laid due to your introduction

After he closes the deal, he pays you for the introduction.

Thats' Affiliate Marketing!