Affiliate marketing joke - old joke expanded on, just for you!

[Linda Buquet]

For the Friday Funnies, here is a great old marketing joke I embellished to include all types of online marketing including: search engine marketing, affiliate marketing, branding, SPAMMING and blog marketing. Scroll down toward the bottom for the new stuff I wrote just for you guys!

You see an awesome woman at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
***** That's Direct Marketing!

You see an awesome woman at a party. You get her phone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
***** That's Telemarketing!

You're at a party and see an awesome woman. She walks up to you and says,
"I've heard about you - you're fantastic in bed."
***** That's Branding!

You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend asks "how do I know which one is the most fantastic in bed?" You say, well according to all the blogs - she is!
***** That's Blog Marketing!

You are hosting party that has lots of awesome women. A friend says "so many beautiful women, how do they rank in bed?" You say, lets go to my office and Google them.
***** That's Search Marketing

A guys on his way to a party realizes that there could be awesome women in all the houses he's passing. He climbs on the roof of a house near the center and shouts at the top of his lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
***** That's SPAM!

You are at a party and tell a guy to go talk to a woman because "she's really good in bed".
***** That's referral, err, I mean affiliate marketing!

You tell a guy to go talk to a woman and tell him "she's really good in bed - a friend told me she was the best he ever had AND he rated her a 10!”
****** That's affiliate marketing with good pre-sell and a dynamite testimonial!

Thanks to Chris Park the Affiliate Manager at Blair.com for reminding me of this joke and spurring my imagination to add to it, due to his post over at: AffiliateBoards.com - Understanding Marketing

Yuk it up and have a great weekend!

Oh and feel free to add your own renditions of this joke!